We introduce a miniKanren relational interpreter for a subset of JavaScript, capable of synthesizing imperative, S-expression JavaScript code to solve small problems that even human programmers might find tricky. We write a relational parser that parses S-expression JavaScript to an intermediate language called LambdaJS, and a relational interpreter for LambdaJS. We show that program synthesis is feasible through the composition of these two disjoint relations for parsing and evaluation. Finally, we discuss three somewhat surprising performance characteristics of composing these two relations.